see take so nice for huiwei

SINGAPORE ZOO! [COURTESY OF JOYCELYN! c:]

Yay thanks to joycelyn me homework fuddy and elephant got to go to the zoo for free! today C:

We met at amk at 1220 [becuz i had tuition earlier if not we should have met earlier!] And then ate lunch separately cuz homework didnt wanna eat subway. And then we took 138 to the zoo.

elephants at the entrance

white tigers

cute pink paw

pygmy hippo

comparison with nile hippo

kangaroo slacking

cassowary

There was an elephant which went loose!! We were stopping at an ice cream kiosk and i was looking at these easter island looking thingys then suddenly there was this loud thumping... and there is was! An elephant stomping along! I think i either wasnt in the way or i ran out of the way, cant remember, but there was this guy on a bike following the elephant and shouting at people to move away. There was this group of people in front who ran away and left their baby pram on the side of the road! Luckily the elephant didnt knock into it, it just stomped past. And it was running too! I think i was rather stunned. I didnt think of doing anything except watch the elephant run away. So there it went.

Anyway we were just about to go see the elephant show, which was quite nice. Me and elephant were sitting in the front row so we got sprayed by shyt water that the elephants were pooing in earlier -.- While hw and fudi went to hide in the shade -.- The elephants mostly showed off skills of lifting things like logs so yea they lifted logs and several different ways.

elephant show

fake butterfly

forgot to see the name of this bird

the baboons have a good life man. Their enclosure is super nice. They can chat with each other and take baths in waterfalls.

cute baby baboon

mongoose

ah, the good life.

hyrax

So the other show we watched was the splash safari show or something like that. There was this pelican who was mostly ignored during the show. While the penguins were being fed it kept opening its mouth but the fish never flew in!

pelican

lots of fat manatees!

Carlos the seal

sad polar bear who is quite big and keeps walking the same path like its a robot with a fixed path installed.

lama with not very good fur. It looks matted

flamingmangoes with a scarlet ibis [haha remembered it from a lit book i studied last time the scarlet ibis :/]

nyala

zebra

super cute meerkats! And thats huiwei and me in the pic too.

meerkats in black.

hi i am cute.

giraffee

very big and fat python which gave me a shock when i walked to the enclosure

cute little turtle eating

sloppy tree snake

rattle snake

grass elephant

grass pig

zebra crossing

peacock

There were other stuff like free-ranging orang utan which you could see sitting high up in the treetops and which may shyt on you anytime. There were also otters and many many types of monkeys which were not very interesting. We walked until past closing time and we were at the reptile place when they started to off the lights of the enclosures and locked the reptile experience thing! ahh we missed it by a bit.. So we started to make our way back, which was quite a long way out since we were right inside. We didnt look at a lot of monkeys but we did get to see most of the stuff like the white rhino [which looked brown], the mechanical polar bear, the bored lion, the cheetahs which were trying very hard to sprint in their small area of land. Yeap.

And by the time i got back my legs were seriously breaking. We ate at the kfc at the zoo until around 730 then went to take the bus back to amk hub again so i could top up my card. Then we went homee~ And my legs were dam suan throughout the night it was dam painful -.- the tiredness that cannot be rested was really like ugh... I cant remember what was the other time i had that. It kept me awake all night. Stupid suan-ness.

And so there you have it! The zoo trip C: Ah, didnt know we would really need such a long time to cover the entire zoo. We missed the kiddy place too -.- It was closing by the time we got there so nothing to play.

last day of cip. Had a nice time with this very smart K1 girl who was very advanced and futuristic. She talked about her learnings of making different kinds of guns and learning sec1 stuff when she was in kindergarten. She showed me how to build a few kinds of guns and how battery operated guns were the newest invention. She then made a radio that had a hidden message for her and she read out the message for me on both sides of the radio and it went something like: " This museum is opened for [her name]. But its not going to be opened anymore. The museum is now closed. The museum will be opened tomorrow and she can come and see the museum again." [It was all in chinese btw] Then she told me about how we had to be careful in making the radio because it might explode and she twisted the blocks here and there and showed how it could still stand and called it "her science". She even had a colour coded password to open the radio and exchanged a transmission with the radio which i couldnt catch.

Somehow i feel she has quite a bright future ahead of her.

Today i had 2 separate dreams. The first dream was very depressing because i kept crying in the dream after seeing something and then i ran away and was being chased so i jumped down from the hill which i was on and saw myself land with my eyes closed and blood flowing from my mouth. If only i really died in my dream.

The next dream was half depressing. I suddenly found myself with 15 hamsters which i had forgotten all about and had to clean their change because their fur had become moist with damp hay. I tried to find a container to separate the males and females but i couldnt find one even after a long time and i was at a military camp so i called away.

At first life at military school was horrible because there were horrible guys who picked on the few girls there and the few girls there were also quite annoying. The scene changed to arguing with this girl and i kept shooting back at her until she couldnt reply and felt demoralised and decided to shut up. Then somehow i forgot how suddenly everyone became friends with the main character and we exchanged hi-5s.

Then the days at the military school was over so i had to return to my island and i was sad to leave the people there cuz we had become friends but i still had to leave anyway.

lemmings commiting suicide is complete and utter nonsense!

I just saw lemmings on tv on okto~ Animal night yay!
The guy was trying to catch a lemming since foxes can catch lemmings. And he managed to catch one! And its dam cute!!! ahhhh!! i want a lemming!

guy: It reminds me of a hamster
guy: The spherical shape is perfect for keeping warm etc etc.
Lemmins change colour during winter. There used to be a myth where this guy thought white lemmings fell from the sky like snowflakes. Lemming population get alot during sth sth time, then they migrate but a lot of them drown and people thought they committed suicide when they saw them in the water! But no! Lemmings dont commit suicide!~ Its a myth!

I took photo of the lemming on tv but im lazy to post it.

I'm bored

The sky is black

I have no inspiration

My poems based on emoness

Don't come with no depression.

The only time i write and write

is when i want to fight and fight.

The thoughts my brain is thinking wrong

I havent written for so long

My rhyming skills are failing me

My thought processes are empty

Im wasting all my time right now

for thinking why and thinking how

THIS POST IS RATED HW-17. HUIWEIS 17 AND BELOW PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF THE FOLLOWING CONTENT.

rah! terminatordog!

Supercute doggie

YAY PW IS OVER! stupid internet got disconnected so now i have to write all over again. Anyway GOOD LUCK TO HUIWEI and XIU RONG'S group! Soon we'll all be free! Im starting to get sick of my group and im gonna burn all my PW stuff! messed up a little on my OP but i dont care anymore! Its over so there!

TJS says:
im so scared abt q n a..
.there's-a-ray. says:
aiya, just crap lor
.there's-a-ray. says:
haha
TJS says:
yeah~~~~ if it is in chinese~ i can crap untill the doomday..

lol.

CLASS OUTING

Missed the earlier part cuz had piano exam but didnt wanna wait around at vivo for them cuz they were gonna take some time and i was bored. So i popped over to sentosa just in time to help huiwei and xiurong carry stuff while they went to bathe -.- And then played a bit of bridge and then we all went back! Got food from food republic and ate it at the open area space at vivo. It was dark so we gathered around a lamplight so it looked like we were having campfire! Then there were about 3 groups playing bridge. One group of us left to go arcade!

We wanted to play the basketball game but there were people playing so we played photohunt! There was zuiqiu, jiasheng, zhuochun, zheyu, fu di, huiwei and me crowded around one machine and it was fun cuz everyone was playing! Quite funny when zhuochun, half-blind with his broken specs poked the screen and saved the day! And also jiasheng who had to reach out from far and wide to prod the screen and save the day! We played around 3 games then died cuz we all forgot to look at the time -.-

Then played the basketball game! I teamed with jiasheng while huiwei teamed with fu di and of cuz they won cuz fu di was too pro -.- Rah! But we didnt give up! [although that didnt help much] Played until arm was so suan that i couldnt throw the ball far enough to go into the net anymore haha.

We randomly played kiddy games too where we just took the plastic balls and kept throwing at the screen to hit the thingies on the screen. lol. just anyhow throw also can.

Eventually huiwei and the scholars left so i went to find Xiu Rong, who was with Minlu and Crispy and they were playing para para. Minlu is hilarious man!! She worships the machine! And Xiu Rong sweeps people away! Haha! Crispy looked the most normal...

So yea, that was the fun class outing we had! yay!

I am going to train tmr~

Dog and Frog!

And the battle begins...

Evidently the frog is losing...

But it does not give up.

And the frog goes down again!

And it picks itself up! [this pic looks a bit like a family portrait. They are both looking at the camera]

Oh no the frog got caught!



Oh well... theres no hope left for it now.

Today on the way to elephant stable, the lost elephant was attacked by monkeys!! When we alighted from the bus at macRitchie, elephant noticed monkeys at the grass patch behind the railings at the bus stop. So I ran excitedly towards the monkeys! [towards the railing more like] And then saw 2 squirels too! But we were standing quite close to them and elephant was holding a subway drink [mmm, plastic, yummy] And i was about to whip out my phone for a photo when...

MONKEY JUMPS! MONKEY LANDS ON RAILING! MONKEY USES GROWL! MONKEY BARES FANGS! MONKEY USES SCARY FACE!

MONKEY CHASES AFTER ELEPHANT!! ELEPHANT RUNS!! ELEPHANT TRIES TO FINISH DRINK TO DEPRIVE MONKEY OF ANY!! ELEPHANT CONTINUES BEING CHASED AND RUNS AROUND BUS STOP! people at bus stop laugh.

Elephant then finishes drink and throws it away and monkey takes it and starts eating.. the plastic straw :/

What an epic adventure!

CIP

Cip yesterday was scary at first. The kids were scarily violent, trying to throw wooden blocks at each other while we tried to keep them still. And this lil boy kept talking with his shoulders arched and his eyes BIG AND WIDE like trying to act scary [he thinks he's a cat arh] So i finally i had enough of it and went:

me: Why you keep talking like that huh?

him: BODOH BODOH GILA GILA!

me: you think very cool issit?

him: *gives me BIG AND WIDE SUPPOSEDLY SCARY STARE WITH HANDS ON HIP*

me: its totally not cool lor!

him: fades away a little

me: not cool at all

And then somehow he became a normal harmless little kid and i created an extensive mrt station with him with the blocks which he enjoyed.

me: you like playing train station?

him: ya

yea man.

NIGHT SAFARI - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Chair at Z-bar

Well, it started out as a boring night. The buses took so long to come! Homework and Pusa were already at night safari but i was still stuck with lost elephant at random busstop waiting for bus. Homework and Pusa helped us get tickets too so we made our way there after quite some time and then met them! Pusa suddenly agreed that we can all go together so we all went together!

First urm, homework and I were a bit lost wondering where you even enter the place. Then we thought you dont even need the ticket! But wishful thinking on our part -.- We finally found the entering place and went in! Decided to walk the normal trail before going on the tram.

The normal trail was just normal lor, no halloweeny stuff. Saw some cute animals! Like mousedeer! And ugly animals like Muggers, which we thought maybe kidnap from NJ. Piccys will speak for themselves. Hard to take pics though, cuz flash not allowed. Night mode gave some reasonable, seeable results i guess. Someone keep flashing though.

Then finally something exciting.. [urm, maybe only to me and homework]. The bridge of Suspense! Stupid chinese zombie was standing in the middle!!! Then we had to pass him to cross and homework and I were almost going to jump off the bridge... So i wanted to say, okok enough already, can you move aside now... I think he raahed homework and Pusa cuz they went first while elephant and I slid past after that. Then there was a long tongue zombie also, but he didnt come scare us whoohoo.

So that was the end part of the trail. We were deciding between animal show and tram but decided to go on tram cuz we have to miss either one cuz it was quite late, like 10 already.

THE TRAM

The tram started out boring... the person speaking was having quite a strange accent but she was trying her best i guess. There were screaming people in the background music but other than that it was like a normal tram. We saw deer and elephants up close, outside the enclosure! and then capybaras! And a baby one!

And then... we entered the TORTURE CHAMBER [a real tortue -.-] where we started seeing manequins with sticks poked through them... fake blood... and then... STUPID PEOPLE WHO POPPED UP A THE SIDES OF THE TRAM TO SCARE YOU!! raahhh!!! It was dam scary okay! I hate that kind of stuff but i like that kind of stuff.

And i had to grab onto homework cuz SOMEONE was PLAYING with the scary people!!!! -.- Luckily homework and I decided to sit in the center.. If we sat at the side i think we would have rolled off the tram? And lucky didnt get the backseats too cuz THOSE SCARY PEOPLE GOT ONTO THE TRAM!!! Rahhhhh

We [homework and I] were exhausted by the end of the tram. Elephant had a good time patting the heads of those scary people while Pusa was laughing quite happily also -.- [i heARD him laughing]

After the tram was over, it was quite late. We looked around in the gift store and then it was already like 1115pm so i left with lost elephant while Pusa and Homework stayed behind to eat.

Gift store that makes white stuff luminous

XIU RONG YOU WILL REGRET NOT COMING IT WAS SO FUN!

Rahhh so many messed up club matters today!!! But i shall talk about happier stuff...

Qingyun's table soccer game is so fun!! I teamed with jiasheng and zuiqiu while huiwei, ama and qingyun were the other team cuz the other time it was like that when i wasnt there so they wanted to be against jiasheng and zuiqiu.

We took turns to be defender and then middle field then striker or whatever la. And it was so fun! So many close games!! And so noisy, we kept shouting...

Yay.

Then went back to school and found that cannot train -.-

was sleeping on the sofa just now and then had a new dreams that sorta occurred concurrently... first was with my sis on the roadside watching many of number 17 bus go past... They were mostly trucks and reconstructed junk moving along a congested road.. I feel like i dreamt of it before.. the wheels of the trucks had difficulty turning.. some of them were robot feet walking on the road..

And then there was this ride that i went on.. in a ship of bone, and it was flying above ground.. i was scared because there were no barriers on either side and it was just a flat piece of bone flying above a desert landscape.. Then suddenly it folded in upon itself and became enclosed.. And inside people were discussing history and ancestral issues and having lots of questions about the truth of things.. The bone became molded into seats and we just slid into them..

Forced myself awake because it was scary and also to check com. Actually went to slp but remembered something so came back on. The end.

Yay today the trip to OCS was fun!

Officer cadet school field trip.

First we assembled in school. We were given a booklet and a pen that comes in two colours and has a postit attached to it. Quite cool. Then all the lieutenants and such came down from the atrium after assembly to grab a class. Yu Yan took our class! At first it was boring waiting, Charlyn told us ghost stories but when she ran out it got boring! So yuyan happened to ask if we were bored and i said yea. Then he thought i thought the trip was boring! But when he asked who actually wants to go on the trip nobody raised their hand [more like we dont wanna raise not that we really dont wanna go right!] So finally after a long long time we got to go on the bus.

Long long bus ride.. Got there and they gave us another goodie bag which had a bunch of random stuff and food! Jia sheng and Zuiqiu kept eating non-stop... XR also haha. Then we went into a hall which had exhibitions. We first saw this demonstration of some practice session where the soldiers had to land on their backs or something like that. Then it was to some chemical sth sth thingy. Jamie wanted to try the mask! So he made me help him ask [which i didnt mind since everyone could take funny photos of him after that!] So here is funny breadface!:

After the hall exhibitions we went into a room where they let us try using a funny torchlight that could see in the dark! It was quite cool, huiwei looked like a ghost. Everyone looked green and ghostly in infared mode.

Then there was food tasting! We got to taste the army food! Which i actually tasted before. Anyway they gave us some in cups and it tasted quite good man. I didnt try the pasta though, cuz huiwei said it wasnt nice. But i tried the lo mai kai and green curry and potato thingy, and they were nice!

Then this very talk stick insect-like guy showed us the bunks! We could see that he brought a lot of bao yang products along haha, in his shelf. We asked him his height, he's 1.90m!!! Rahh, and his head is really small. He looks like some cartoon character where the artist likes to draw small rectangular heads, angular lanky arms, long rectangular legs and so on.

After that we went to the field!! There were some live firing and gas can throwing demonstrations! First there was the machine gun, which daniel, joyce and chiansiang tried out. Daniel was spasming man! The gun was shaking him like shaker fries.

Then kaiting and xiu hui tried throwing a fake exploding thing which exploded 6 seconds after being lighted, and a teacher threw the gas can thing.

Then Rody pulled some string which made this bright bright light which is for blinding enemies in the dark.

Finally, live firing for 12 ppl! 4 people went at a time and i, xr and 2 others went first... Well!!! I kinda got attacked by the gun -.- Cuz i aimed the same way i aim using my rifle [with my eye close to the scope, but with my specs on] SO I GOT A RECOIL TO MY FACE! RAH. the guy didnt warn me!!! My specs got a bit bent, i realised when i got home that the nose bridge thing was flattened on the side where i got attacked -.- No wonder it felt so weird!!! Then my gun stopped working!! I couldnt fire off, that reminds me of some problem guns we used to have in the range... So the guy fixed it and then it wasnt so fun cuz the 'enemies' who were crawling around the grass got up and walked around like it was all over!! Cuz i was the only one left there -.- So the guy helping me asked one guy to continue hiding so he did, and i lamely shot him with my remaining 12 rounds. And the guy asked me to put the gun butt on my shoulder instead of in the hollow of my shoulder! He thinks my arms are too short. Huiwei got that too.

Daniel was funny. He couldnt hit the guy so the guy went out in the open and lay right in front of daniel for him to shoot lol.

Then we went back to the hall where we took retarded photos with the manequins [thanks to me suggesting that we hold their hands] and then pictures pretending we're part of the air force [our heights are only the same as those in the poster when they are in a poster...]

Finally, the bus back to schoool... Not enough seats! Jiasheng, zheyu and zui qiu in one chair!! By the end of the trip jiasheng was sitting on zheyu and zuiqiu's lap lol.

The end... !!

Yesterday i was talking to xiu rong at queensway and i had an ice cream that was so tall it wanted to shoot her. It was leaning over the side and the counter auntie was commenting to the guy who made it that it was not tall enough.

Shoot xiu rong!

Actually she looks surprisingly happy considering she had just heard from joyce about their images not really being images! Almost everyone was dying over PW yesterday... cuz of some lack of info that wasnt told to us properly...

XR's group managed to salvage the situation though, so good for them. Me and XR met jamie at the bus stop and for a moment he wanted to freak out too cuz he had just printed his PW when we told him about the images thing. But apparently his group's one was fine.

So the next day my group was in school at normal time trying to get patrick tan's signature so we could complete our report.. And finally at 9+ Dr Lim appeared with it!! Yayy.. so we could go get it bound. So rody went to get it bound while i and daniel did the tech run. Unfortunately she accidentally left a few pages on the classroom table so after the auntie had bound it nicely for us we had to open it up again and include those missing pages.. And then we also realised that our labels were a bit wrong! We had 3 figures labled Fig. 2.5 and one diagram was labeled wrongly cuz after copying and pasting forgot to change the words. So had to correction tape and write..

People were like flying everywhere looking for cover pages and kristy's group was also doing their report in the classroom when... rody pointed out that the report supposed to be printed single sided! So they were like OH SHYT and started screaming, and then i smsed huiwei to tell her then they were also a bit oh shyt but too floaty to have a big reaction. Huiwei came flying along for a cover page and then my group people [since we had handed in our report already] went and called various teachers to find out about the double side single side thing.

Turned out that its BETTER to print single side.. but dont exactly need? They didnt even tell us properly anyway!!! So huiwei's group was lining up outside the printing shop and i met them there so joined them in queueing... Then they realised stuff missing from their WR and then i told them they needed to paginate the report also so there was quite some confusion again... And then the printing shop ran out of envelopes! And the bookshop didnt have any either! But haha ama somehow managed to pop up with not one but two! envelopes. So they used one of them and gave the other away. Rah why the school like that one can run out of envelopes for us...

Oh some mean teacher also actually thought that all the rush and confusion was the result of procrastination.. she doesnt know anything man.

Oh and i just woke up and i was still dreaming about running around with huiwei's group -.- Anyway tmr we are going on an excursion to OCS! yayyy [ok doesnt matter where we are going, but we are going on an excursion! So yayyyy]

xr got a cockroach on her shoulder while training today. I think she will elaborate it on her blog later. Stay tuned.

Ok. i think im getting fatter. And i keep forgetting to exercise, im so irresponsible man...

Pw is killing everyone, i keep hearing bad stuff about people's PW. And my group isnt that well off actually cuz we are over the word count just that we are not caring about it. Oh well.

I actually thought of a lot of stuff to write about but now i cant think of it again. Grah. My brain is failing me, like it always has, helping me to fail my chem over and over again.

Oh i think one thing was that my shooting is totally dying. Im so noob now. So sad. I still cant get things right yet. I think its right but its actually not and im gonna injure myself soon if i dont get it right. Even the gun shelf doesnt like me, it attacked me today.

Sigh.

before i start on PW...

OMG I TOTALLY HATE THAT STUPID TOILET AUNTIE, THAT FAT MEAN AND CRUDE AND ILL BRED SHYTTY CHICKEN FEED. She's so RUDE okay!!! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THE SCHOOL HASNT SACKED HER YET??!

what happened was i went into the toilet.. and i accidentally knocked the plastic toilet holder thing when i was in the cubicle so i was like ops, then suddenly from outside there was this SLOWLY LA GIRL!! SLOWLY!! in a very impolite and i-just-feel-like-finding-fault-with-you tone. So i was like, ok, just tolerate dont say anything. Then i was tucking in my shirt so came out slowly and was walking slowly towards the tap. Then she said, GIRL WHY YOU SO SLOW?? wa lao! I was dam pissed off okay. i wanted to say but unfortunately didnt, AUNTIE, WHAT I DO IN TOILET IS YOUR PROBLEM MEH??? Then so i just washed my hands and flicked them, i dunno whether in the sink or not cuz i just wanted to LEAVE before i starting screaming at her AUNTIE YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH OKAY!!! [before i stuff some toilet roll inside!!!] Apparently i missed the sink while flicking so she was like STUPID GIRL WHY YOU DROP THE WATER LIKE THAT [and i heard from kristy that she continued saying CHINA GIRL NO WONDER SO STUPID] OMG, what a totally UNCOUTH and UNCIVILIZED ANT EGG OKAY. I WAS ON THE BRINK OF SHOUTING AT HER AUNTIE YOU EAT ALREADY NOTHING TO DO ISSIT EVERYTIME COME AND FIND FAULT WITH PEOPLE AND SCOLD PEOPLE, SIT IN TOILET ALL DAY DOESNT MEAN YOUR MOUTH MUST BECOME LIKE TOILET BOWL YOU KNOW, FULL OF SHYT. she ought to be thrown out of the gates at once.

I HATE THAT TOILET AUNTIE. And every feedback session we complain about how she puts the cleaning in progress sign outside then parks her fat ass on a chair in the toilet and just vegetates there and NOBODY DOES ANYTHING. What??!?! Stop wasting the pay on such a rotten craphead man!!! And once i even heard her scolding people who were changing into their costumes, yelling at them to come out faster. Then the people inside were like saying, Auntie we are changing la how to faster! She think she owns the toilet or something, like as if she bought the land la. That area should just be walled up with her inside since she likes to plant her fattass there so much, only waddling out every now and then to put the cleaning in progress sign [like yea right, she can clean with her psychic powers, sit on chair can already.] SHE SHOULD BE DESTROYED!! DESTROYED!!!!!!

ok i am going to do PW now. Please forgive my tone and language im just so terribly pissed off.