Was She a Cheat or Really In Need?

So, today at Tanah Merah MRT, when i was scooting off to work, this auntie [will not call her lady] suddenly popped up to me, all sweaty and enthusiastic sounding, and started chittering at the speed of light. Apparently she just had an asthma attack, fell down, being two months pregnant, she had even started bleeding. She was in desperate need of help[or so she said] and wanted to go to her gynae, in Jurong. Her husband was in JB and zooming over in the car, and would reach at 5pm. It was 10am then. [5PM HELLO. take train also reach faster can. She did mention he was ZOOMING OVER RIGHT NOW.] And all this time i didnt doubt anything she said, but i did wonder what was her point, so i listened patiently while trotting quickly through the MRT underground cuz i was in a rush to catch the usual train afterall. And so she finally asked it. "I need transport money" she asked sheepishly [she did appear pai sei.] so i was like, okay, transport money. cant be that bad what. how much? "yi bai kuai" YI BAI KUAI. WA!! YOU TAKING PLANE GO JURONG ARHH. omg!! yi bai kuai!! i was like wa! na ge wo zhen de mei you. wa piang. siao ah. i really dont have 100. And so she was like, oh! can use ATM? Later my husband can ibanking transfer to you. Can transfer to you by 5pm!

Yes. 5pm is a few hours later. long enough for you to make your getaway. But urh. too bad i dont have ibanking. but in the first place i didnt have 100. So instead she asked me for 50. To which i was speechless still. FIFTY. You taking limo there issit?? Becuz i was speechless and my eyes were like O.O as we floated up the escalator, she lowered the amount to 20. By that time i was like, pls la. You door in face me, like i want to agree to any request -.- And yes yes your husband got ibanking, i dont have okay? i lend you means GIVE you. [Anw i only had $2 on hand.]

AND THEN, she asked me to accompany her go toilet. WTH? Was she going to strangle me and extort money out of me by violence??? Okay la i don't think so. But i really didnt have time for anymore nonsense. Rushing to work. Train coming. Must take this train or late. When she asked me go toilet with her i was already like GASP. WO ZHEN DE YAO GAN QU SHANG BAN. So she was like, okayokay, nvm. i go ask an adult.

toot. You want 100 bucks should have asked an adult in the first place!! [ignoring the fact that i am sort of adult.] But you know, ask someone who actually looks like they carrying 100 bucks around la, i was like t shirt and jeans -.- But hey! Adult would be smarter and not even bother listening to her story in the first place right, so less chance. probably.

Is My Life Epic Or WHAT.

IT'S WHAT.

This auntie arh! Fall down asthma bleeding still can run into the underground tunnel asking for money. Should have asked someone CALL FOR AMBULANCE LA. Which person carries like ZERO dollars around when she has asthma, pregnant and husband not in singapore!!! AND, CLINIC IN JURONG AND SHE IN TANAH MERAH MRT?? WITH NO MONEY?? And summore ownself got no ATM!!! MAKE SENSE OR NOT??? Try to cheat my money huhh!!! EAT SHYT LAAA

yOU SO desperate for help, since you;re still well enough to take escalators and chase me all the way to the MRT barrier, TAKE THE ESCALATOR UP AND WALK TO THE NEAREST CLINIC CAN. the doctor will take pity on you and wait till 5pm when your husband comes back for payment. -.-

TOOT.

im just more pissed off cuz my expensive sandwich got eaten by someone else at home.

DAMMIT